The life and times of a Skelly Champion

detective-comics: Man Of Steel - Character Posters

Thu, 23 May 2013 15:29:28 -0400

Man Of Steel - Character Posters

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Wed, 15 May 2013 12:17:29 -0400

Photos that speak: Fuck your fountain. Fuck your tree. Fuck...

Wed, 15 May 2013 12:00:02 -0400

Photos that speak: Fuck your fountain. Fuck your tree. Fuck voter suppression. Fuck your labels. Fuck your stereotypes. Fuck your hatred. Fuck your restaurants. Fuck that dude. Fuck police brutality. Fuck white supremacy.

poetrygirl22: itsexclusive: imapervert: Out of everyone on...

Wed, 15 May 2013 11:59:06 -0400

poetrygirl22:

itsexclusive:

imapervert:

Out of everyone on this list, I think Ariel from The Little Mermaid had the best pussy. She was a virgin and she was THIRSTY as fuck for ole boy. She sold out her entire species to grow legs to give him some of that mussy (Mermaid pussy). Once you do something like that, there’s no limit to what you’ll do to please your man, she was tossing salad and everything.

Pocahontas had already been ran up in by that dude she was supposed to marry, so John Smith was getting leftovers. Plus, she walked around barefoot, the soles of her feet were probably on some struggle shit. No bueno. I didn’t see her in not one pair of moccasins in the whole cartoon. She didn’t even need a flint to start fires, just rub them feet together over a tinder bundle and the blaze was on and popping.

The bitch from beauty in the beast probably has the most hollowed out cavernous pussy in Disney history. Even after he turned to human form I bet his loins were on some mandingo shit.

Princess Jasmine was a spoiled frigid bitch. The very definition of a pillow princess. The type of broad who licks the head of your dick three times and thinks her job is done. The type of broad who don’t ride dick cause it makes her legs hurt. The type of broad that always make you wear a condom cause she don’t like the sensation of cum running down her asscrack. Her only plus is she got that good Indian hair.

…..my childhood…

"The Knicks are right where they are supposed to be. Game 1, Pacers. Maybe they are four wins away..."

Sun, 05 May 2013 13:58:51 -0400

“The Knicks are right where they are supposed to be. Game 1, Pacers. Maybe they are four wins away from LeBron. Enjoy the series you’re watching, not the one you think you’re going to watch a couple of weeks down the road.
Knicks fans aren’t so far removed from a decade that was nearly Biblical in its futility and meanness and mismanagement. Enjoy this moment in Knicks history. Don’t forget how hard it was to get here.”

- Mike Lupica, NY Daily News (via sportsnetny)

heartlessmatters: OMG ! Who made this !

Sun, 05 May 2013 13:57:42 -0400

heartlessmatters:

OMG ! Who made this !

biglilkim: Lmao #regram

Fri, 03 May 2013 00:34:44 -0400

biglilkim:

Lmao #regram

les-being: racismschool: May is National Masturbation Month:...

Fri, 03 May 2013 00:33:30 -0400

les-being:

racismschool:

May is National Masturbation Month: Let’s do this people.

Yay!

I went to church with my family tonight and the pastor said something that I think every Christian should hear

Wed, 17 Apr 2013 17:49:48 -0400

Pastor: Now, according to a few passages in the bible, homosexuality is a sin.
Couple of older males in the audience: Amen!
Pastor: Now, wait, I'm not finished.
Pastor: You know what else the bible defines as a sin? Divorce.
-uncomfortable silence-
Pastor: There are countless passages that talk about how divorce is wrong, and that there are consequences to getting a divorce, such as the wife should be stoned.
Pastor: Yet, I witnessed a divorce just this morning. And I gotta tell you, it was heartbreaking, but I definitely didn't attempt to throw rocks at the wife, even though she was the one who filed for divorce.
Pastor: We choose to overlook the consequences of divorce because time has proven that they're inhumane and cruel.
Pastor: The bible doesn't say anything about the consequences of a homosexual lifestyle. Yet, we seem to be spearheading a campaign to ruin the lives of people we don't even know.
-the pastor shifts a few notes around-
Pastor: The bible states to love thy neighbor. That's it. There are no other rules or restrictions to that passage.
Pastor: So, we as a church family have to support equality with a smile on our face. THAT is the true Christian way.

sweetkimchii: nerddownand5: thetallblacknerd: nerddownand5: t...

Fri, 05 Apr 2013 16:44:05 -0400

sweetkimchii:

nerddownand5:

thetallblacknerd:

nerddownand5:

thetallblacknerd:

yellowblowngreener:

thetallblacknerd:

IF this EVER HAPPENED I SWEAR TO GOD I’D JUST PASS OUT

I couldn’t see it in theatres. No one wants to deal with a grown woman sobbing for three hours straight.

I shed a tear at avengers for being the most faithful to the source

So theyve decided to go AntMan > Black Panther, i wonder will it’s success help or hender the BP flick.

I just don’t get how the only hero who runs a nation doesn’t merit a film

man you said a mouthful there. A BP movie, done correctly, is like the best of all these marvel phase 1 movies. This dude is the Captain America of his country, lives like and has access to all the tech Tony Stark has, and the backdrop of Wakanda should make Asgardians jealous.

The only reason that I presume they’re bringing in boring ass Ant Man before Black Panther is because Ant Man helped create the Avengers. That is it. And you know America can’t handle strong, intelligent, Black superheroes. It makes them flinch.

Persia White

Thu, 21 Mar 2013 17:23:46 -0400

Persia White

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Wed, 20 Mar 2013 13:00:02 -0400

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Tue, 19 Mar 2013 12:19:09 -0400

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allegedlyofcourse: The 22 Best Resumes Any Company Has Ever...

Sat, 09 Mar 2013 21:14:52 -0500

allegedlyofcourse:

The 22 Best Resumes Any Company Has Ever Received

“I am the son of a librarian and a capricorn”

buzzfeed: BREAKING: There Is A Petition To Make R Kelly’s...

Sat, 09 Mar 2013 21:04:51 -0500

buzzfeed:

BREAKING: There Is A Petition To Make R Kelly’s “Ignition (Remix)” The National Anthem

yoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

dredsina: saucytrumpet: mu5icliz: eldritch-elegy: fuckyeahner...

Mon, 25 Feb 2013 23:02:17 -0500

dredsina:

saucytrumpet:

mu5icliz:

eldritch-elegy:

fuckyeahnerdpr0n:

whelp, I can now turn off the internet, I have seen everything

He also wore sweaters because of tattoos I believe he got in the Navy.

All this time i thought he was the image of suburbia. Turns out he’s more street than i am

oh my god.

sorry guys, snopes says “Fred Rogers never served in the military, and he bore no tattoos on his arms (or any other part of his body). He wore long-sleeved shirts and sweaters on his show to maintain an air of formality”

but yes he is flipping us the double bird

lolzpicx: spider man?

Sat, 23 Feb 2013 14:35:19 -0500

lolzpicx:

spider man?

best-of-imgur: Sometimes I get desperate.

Sat, 23 Feb 2013 14:09:58 -0500

best-of-imgur:

Sometimes I get desperate.

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Sat, 23 Feb 2013 14:08:51 -0500

harm-none: claudiagray: How many years before I can vote for...

Sat, 23 Feb 2013 14:06:49 -0500

harm-none:

claudiagray:

How many years before I can vote for this child?

I think this is my one and only ~*forever reblog*~ type of post.