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Michael Jackson tells Bubbles the chimp in sign language to sit the fuck down and stop stealing sips of his tea. Like a boss.
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So, my mom went to the store and called and asked if I wanted anything. I was like, “Yeah, get me some facewash please.” And she was like, “What kind?” And I was like, “The kind for your face.” And then she was like, “BRAND.” And I was like, “Seriously, I don’t care. Get me fucking Hannah Montana for all I care.” Cause I’m a smartass like that. And her, also being a smartass, brings this shit home to me. My fucking mother. No one angers me more.
I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR SO LONG FOR THIS TO COME BACK ON MY DASH, OMFG YES
FINALLY AFTER A YEAR ITS BACK ON MY DASH
ogm ITS BACK
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REAL TALK. My grandma would make us gargle vingear when our little throats were too sore to go to school. We just knew were were going to stay home “sick” until Mema made us do that.
Now your at the bus stop, cold, mouth smelling like a whole plate of greens. O.o
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